hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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