That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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