I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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