So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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