Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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