Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
