would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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