I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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