OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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