with your own penis?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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