If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
why is half of my head shaved?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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