you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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