forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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