is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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