Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He better not be in your backpack
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Randomize
