Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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