apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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