we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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