quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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