'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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