u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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