Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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