She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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