shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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