Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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