haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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