I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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