Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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