Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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