So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The adults are the big ones right?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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