Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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