Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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