I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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