"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
tell me about the eggs
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