Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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