So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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