hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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