She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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