i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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