Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just cut my nipple shaving
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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