if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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