you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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