yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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