: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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