Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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