Dual....:-)
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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