: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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