Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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