College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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