Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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