When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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