question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Oh god it's open bar.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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