Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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