Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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