it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
