Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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