Non-Jews are for practice
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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