yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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