all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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