I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
