think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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