I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Someone shattered a urinal.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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